AKPORS VS PROFESSOR PATRICK OBAHIAGBON

Akpors thhe FOOLISH FUEL ATTENDANT

Professor Obahiagbon drove into a petrol
station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports,

Prof Obahiagbon: guy
abeg, give me full tank.

Akpors (Fuel Attendant): Sir, i don’t speak
pidgin, i only speak English

Prof Obahiagbon: Ok! good morning, I
currently feel a profound desire to replenish
the propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation
to the brim.

Akpors: Oga na play
I dey play o, how much fuel you
wan buy?

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